Headliners

I've been collecting stupid or odd headlines for a while now. I'm sure I've missed a ton but I saw this one just now and had to post it:

• Divorce is bad for the environment, researchers say

Whaa?????

Here are some more (older ones) I've collected:

• Hugh Grant avoids charges over 'baked beans attack'
• Paula Abdul trips over dog, breaks nose
• Boom Separates From Base With Two People Inside
• Neighborhood May Be Infested With Meat-Eating Lizards
• O.C. Police Say Man Tried to Pay Store Tab With Pot
• Lawn-loving man gets life for murder
• Calif. town asking grandmothers to help fight gangs

I don't know. I think that the first one is my fav.