Jason

Jason: Mommy, I know how to speak cat.

Mommy: Really, how?

Jason: Meow.


Jason telling me about his before-school homework class:

Mommy: How many kids are in the class?

Jason: About 20... no wait... 3

Mommy: Roaring with laughter. How can you go from 20 to 3?

Jason: Actually there's about 10.


This is what I live with.